Contestants Will Get Eaten Alive For Another 2 Seasons

Comedian Brian Regan once said “Survivor is the only show where people go to compete in a place where PEOPLE ALREADY SURVIVE.

Survivor is signing on for it’s 19th and 20th season…and Jeff Probst will be walking with his cane and spectacles through the jungle.   That show has been on for a very long time. Good for them! Not so good for people who have to pick the next place where it will be held. I’m guessing the next place they will pick will be the bathrooms off of the New Jersey turnpike.

A long time ago I tried out for Suvivor and they told me it was either the Rocky Mountains or the Brazilian jungle.   For my audition tape I filmed myself staying overnight on the Santa Monica pier with all of the bums. I still have the video where they sang me a song and fed me beans.   One bum said “don’t forget to bring your antibiotics”. Good solid advice!

I’m glad I wasn’t picked because this was what happened on that episode.