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You Like The Flo!

Flo Rida is breaking records yo.

His hit “Right Round” is breaking ALL digital sales records.

You downloaded that thing 636,000 times in one week. Did someone’s mouse get stuck on download for a week street?  Buying Valentine’s Day songs for your sweetie?

Eh well, it’s a good song I’m just surprised it’s THAT big of a hit. I am still puzzled on the record of the year win at the Grammy’s -Alison Kraus and Robert Plant.  That’s like Neil Diamond winning out of no where.

Watch out for Flo Rida!!!  He’s going to get his swerve on and make more songs soon! I’m sure Justin Timberlake will give him a ring-a-ling. It will go something like this:

JT: Hey man, you’re good- I’m good. Let’s make a song together.

Flo Rida: Can I sing more than you?

JT: Sure. I normally just sing a high pitched chorus anyways.

Flo: Sho nuff.

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