Facebook Retracts Retarded Statements

I’m pretty sure it was my article that lit the fire under their asses–because Facebook has now admitted they made a big boo boo. or..maybe it was the thousands of other people flooding their inboxes! This lovely gem is on my main Home Page when I log-in:

Terms of Use Update

Over the past few days, we have received a lot of good feedback about the new terms we posted two weeks ago. Because of this response, we have decided to return to our previous Terms of Use while we resolve the issues that people have raised.

Here is my version:

Terms of Endearment

Over the past millennium, we have received a lot of terrible feedback on our supposed rules. Because of this response, we have decided to just drool on ourselves and hit delete. We probably won’t bother with any rule changes anymore. Most of us are fired now.