by THECOUNT.COM "ALWAYS OPEN! Since 2005!"
on January 25, 2009

Judge sentences noisy offenders to Barry Manilow

NEW YORK (Reuters) – A U.S. judge has hailed as a success a new form of punishment for people who go to court for being too noisy — an hour of listening to Barry Manilow or the theme tune from the children’s TV show “Barney and Friends.”

Judge Paul Sacco said he decided to try something new after noticing that violators brought before his Colorado court for playing their stereos too loudly, or disturbing neighbors with band rehearsals, kept doing it again.

The usual practice of fining these offenders was not proving to be a deterrent, so he decided to give them a dose of their own medicine and make them listen to his musical selection at high volume for one hour.

“This is a way, when I look back, of teaching manners to people,” Sacco, a judge from Fort Lupton Municipal Court in Colorado, told Reuters Television.

He said his methods had cut the number of repeat offenders appearing in his court.
But offenders who are found to enjoy facing the music will have the songs taken away from them. Sacco says these people must listen to music they don’t like, because that’s what they impose on others.

Court officials take surveys after each session, and if it turns out that many of the offenders happen to like a particular song, that tune is removed from the playlist.

by THECOUNT.COM "ALWAYS OPEN! Since 2005!"
on January 24, 2009

Pam’s Wild Slip in Amsterdam

CHECK OUT the U.K.’s hit magazine “The Sun“. Europe always seems to get away with all the nudies!

Last night in Amsterdam, The Sun caught Pam Anderson flashing her private part on stage, performing as an “assistant” to “Illusionist” Hans Klok.

An Illusionist’s Assistant??? Does she get sawed in half in a wooden box? Or pull the nipple I MEAN the rabbit out of the hat?

Oh Madonna! Why’d you bring the leotard back?!?!

by THECOUNT.COM "ALWAYS OPEN! Since 2005!"
on January 24, 2009
by THECOUNT.COM "ALWAYS OPEN! Since 2005!"
on January 24, 2009

Eddie Murphy to Play Batman’s Next ‘Riddler’!

Whoa! Did you ever imagine Eddie Murphy as the next ‘Riddler’ in Batman??? Murphy has been signed up by British director, Christopher Nolan, who directed ‘The Dark Knight’. The last time the Riddler made an appearance in the Batman series, was in 1995, played by the hilarious Jim Carrey.

riddler 150x150 Eddie Murphy to Play Batmans Next Riddler!

Looks like there are some other interesting picks for the next Batman movie:

Shia Labeouf is to play ‘Robin’. (What!!!???)

Rachel Weisz is to “up for the role” to play ‘Catwoman’. She didn’t get the part yet! (Is she sexy?)

Christian Bale will continue to star as ‘Batman’. (Hot as always)

Michael Caine will continue to play ‘Alfred’, Bruce Wayne’s/Batman’s ‘Assistant’. (Hot)

The film’s title is unknown, but they are calling it “Gotham” for now. The film is planning on having it’s release in 2010.

Do you like the line up? Do you like Eddie Murphy as the Riddler???

by THECOUNT.COM "ALWAYS OPEN! Since 2005!"
on January 24, 2009

Pam’s Wild Trip To Amsterdam

Want to see Pam Anderson at her finest?

CHECK OUT the U.K.’s hit magazine “The Sun“. Europe always seems to get away with all the nudies!
Last night in Amsterdam, The Sun caught Pam Anderson on stage, performing as an “assistant” to “Illusionist” Hans Klok.

An Illusionist’s Assistant??? Does she get sawed in half in a wooden box? Or? I MEAN the rabbit out of the hat?

Oh Madonna! Why’d you bring the leotard back?!?!

by Lisa Mason Lee
on January 24, 2009

Britney Spears: “It’s Bad. I’m Sad”

WEEPING BRITNEY SPEARS has admitted she is lonely and dreams of meeting a new man.

Crying again!?? I’m just trying to put myself in Brit’s shoes and wonder if I would be sad if I were the MOST FAMOUS FEMALE POP STAR in the WORLD!?? Would YOU be CRYING???

The pop princess, broke down as she told her show ‘Britney: For The Record’, “It’s bad. I’m sad”.

Britney, who will be celebrating her 27th birthday in front the country on ‘Good Morning America’ tomorrow, said she was desperate to find a boyfriend but admitted she finds it hard to trust people.

“I let bad people in because I was lonely and I really paid the consequences for that big time. I am very protective of myself. Sometimes it can get kind of lonely”.

Britney, who has made an amazing comeback after shaving her head during a breakdown last year, said she dreams of living on an island with a man and sons Sean Preston and Jayden James.

“That would be heaven for me. No one could get to us”.

When her broken marriage with X Husband K-Fed was brought up she said, “I felt so alone. I didn’t want to think about it”.

And she wept as she told how her life was a prison controlled by doctors and lawyers after her meltdown. She said she never felt truly happy, adding: “You’re scared it’s going to be taken away, so it’s better just not to feel anything”.

Her thoughts love: “When I really love somebody, I give my all. I can’t get enough. I need to be around them all the time. It’s just the best feeling in the world”.

The documentary showed fellow superstar MADONNA, 50, hugging Britney and saying she felt maternal towards her.

by THECOUNT.COM "ALWAYS OPEN! Since 2005!"
on January 24, 2009
by THECOUNT.COM "ALWAYS OPEN! Since 2005!"
on January 24, 2009

Britney Criticizes her baby daddy…but who is she to talk?

britney kevin Britney Criticizes her baby daddy...but who is she to talk?In the new Glamour magazine which features Ms. Britney Spears on the cover, the lovely lady gets candid and starts throwing punches towards her baby daddy Kevin Federline, “In five years I would like to be married and have a father figure for my kids, someone who is a provider and can be really stable. It’s hard to do it on your own.”

I’m sorry but excuse Ms. Spears, you knew Kevin wasn’t raking in the big bucks as a back up dancer when you met him. In fact, there’s a great chance you won’t ever marry a man who makes as much money as you. I mean come on, Britney only has her boys one full day out of the week, Kevin has to be doing Something!

I feel no sympathy for her..do you?

by THECOUNT.COM "ALWAYS OPEN! Since 2005!"
on January 24, 2009

Jessica Simpson Diary Getting Over Broken Marriage

300simpsonjessica111708 Jessica Simpson Diary Getting Over Broken Marrage

JESSICA SIMPSON put pen to paper to cure her of the heartbreak following her split from husband NICK LACHEY – because writing in her diary was “therapeutic” for the star.

The Texan singer, who divorced Lachey in 2002 after three years of marriage, found it helpful to keep a journal of her thoughts and feelings. And Simpson later used the emotional entries as inspiration for her music. She says, “It (writing in a diary) is very, very therapeutic. There is a lot about heartbreak, there is a lot about perseverance. I used it as inspiration for my album. I used certain journal excerpts from certain journal entries. It has been an awesome experience for me. “Simpson went on to date John Mayer before hooking up with current beau, American footballer Tony Romo.

by THECOUNT.COM "ALWAYS OPEN! Since 2005!"
on January 24, 2009