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Jessica Simpson wants to go to College!

Okay not really, but in an issue of Marie Claire magazine, she did say she wanted to take a college course in religion. She went on saying, “I’ve been contemplating taking a college course in religion. I love religion. I remember whenever the book ‘The DaVince Code’ came out, the Discovery channel did this three-night piece on it that I T’Voed and then watched eight times.”

Ya know, I could really lay into that comment but I’ll start by asking, exactly what religion are you Jessica? I mean sure, it’s great, wonderful even that she waited to have sex with Nick Lachey on her wedding night, but I absolutely think Tony Roma has sneaked a peak or two of the Jessica goods. So, why don’t you live by a religion First and then study that!…just a thought.

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