Russell Brand: ‘I Know How Philip Seymour Hoffman REALLY DIED’

ENTIRE RUSSELL BRAND PENNED ARTICLE APPEARING IN THE GUARDIAN. Links preserved.Russell-Brand-665x385

Philip Seymour Hoffman’s death was not on the bill.

If it’d been the sacrifice of Miley Cyrus or Justin Bieber, that we are invited to anticipate daily, we could delight in the Faustian justice of the righteous dispatch of a fast-living, sequin-spattered denizen of eMpTyV. We are tacitly instructed to await their demise with necrophilic sanctimony. When the end comes, they screech on Fox and TMZ, it will be deserved. The Mail provokes indignation, luridly baiting us with the sidebar that scrolls from the headline down to hell. Continue reading