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		<title>Does SeaWorld House Orcas In Plastic Bags While Cleaning Tank?</title>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>So does SeaWorld really house their killer whales in huge plastic bags while their tanks are cleaned? Did we really just ask that? On Nov., 10th, 2015, a website posted an article along with the headline: &#8220;SeaWorld Employees Place Orcas in Plastic Bags of Water While Cleaning Tanks,&#8221; but before you head on over to the amusement [&#8230;]</p>
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