Why Is The New Hobbit Movie Making People Sick?

This may be a first in cinema history, theaters having to hand out 3D glasses AND barf bags

Apparently, early screenings of the mega-movie The Hobbit, revealed it may induce a mystery illness. Countless ticketholders complained of feeling dizzy and nauseous after watching the movie’s high-speed 3-D camera effects, “I was watching the movie and I started felling sick, I thought it may have been the Twizzlers but then I saw some other people making their way for the door so I figured something was up” said one moviegoers sickened by the Peter Jackson elf-travaganza.

It’s notable that Jackson utilized a brand-new technology which captures 3-D at twice the normal number of frames per second. Could it be this new frame capture rate is literally messing with peoples heads? It’s not like there’s a government agency that regulates that kind of thing, yet…

Okay well I’m going to let you guys go see the movie for me first, just report back here and let me know if you had a seizure or anything…