Gossip Queen Perez Hilton Sobs Over Getting Fired From Mystery “Dream Job”

Hollywood gossip it girl, Perez Hilton, has been fired from his mystery “dream job,” after only 3 weeks on the job. Hilton says he received a pink slip for reasons he considered to be “bulls**t.”

According to Hilton, he is too “professional” to divulge any details on the role that he was fired from, but he made it out to like it was a pretty big deal gone wrong.

Via Pink News:

“There is a reason this happened, and I’m sorry,” Hilton declares in his cringe-worthy video.

“I’m sorry again, I guess I have to say that again more often. I’m sorry.”

According to Hilton, he may have damaged his children’s future due to his past actions.

“It will continue to be hard for me,” he claims. “And I’m sorry to my kids, because I know that when they get older they are going to have to suffer because of who their dad is.”

Hilton claimed that “everyone loved me,” in the job he was fired from, even though he “ultimately deduced” that he “was the problem.”

The “sassy” blogger claims that higher ups decided that “Perez Hilton shouldn’t have this opportunity.”

“I will overcome,” he claims in the video.

If you can stomach it, watch the full “healing exercise” here.