Lord Disick To KOURTNEY: CIAO This Time I’m GONZO FOR GOOD

Kourtney Kardashian sent a poetic salvo (via the press) to her M.I.A. hubby Scott Disick in hopes the lad would return home, but our sources say, Disick is done.

After living out a majority of their married life in front of cameras, (mostly for the Kardashian’s financial gain,) Lord Disick is finally saying ciao to his spoiled, scoul-faced wifey, even telling new friends in Monte Carlo, he’s “newly single.”

Scott hasn’t come home to Calabasas in well over a month and now Kourtney, who has admittedly shown a lot of patience, has commanded TMZ to send Scott a strong message, “You’re fired,” but sadly, Scott had already quit, and this time, for good.

As one of Kourtney’s mouthpieces TMZ’s “sources” put it, “His partying lately has made her make this tough decision.” Kourtney is also frustrated with Scott’s friends — and believes they’re enabling his substance abuse.

Scott and Kourtney have been together since 2006. They have 3 kids together.

h/t tmz

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