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Forget Upcoming Food Stamp Slash And Check Out David Ortiz Drink $100,000 Bottle Of Campaigne

Forget childhood hunger and the fact the government is about to cut food stamp allowances and check out David Ortiz drinking from a $100,000 bottle of champagne..

The obscene act took place after Ortiz single (sorta) handedly won the 2013 World Series against The St Louis Cardinals last night in Boston when he partook in the hyper-expensive bubbly..


Ortiz, AKA, Big Papi was pounding a $100,000 per bottle, TMZ has learned.

Ortiz is seen hoisting a giant gold bottle of bubbly, while the rest of his Boston Red Sox teammates celebrated their victory over the St. Louis Cardinals.

The booze was a 15 litre bottle of Armand de Brignac Nebuchadnezzar Champagne, also known as “Ace of Spades” … and it runs around $100k.

Napoleon, you know we can’t afford the fun pack! What, do you think money grows on trees in this family? Take it back! And get some Pampers for you and your brother while you’re at it. Oh and don’t forget! Folks will soon have less money to feed their kids as food stamp allowances will soon be slashed.. So put back the Pampers too!

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