Some criminal tries to gatecrash Kid Rock‘s property and what does the millionaire rocker do? He issues a statement offering a paltry $5 grand for information leading to the criminal’s capture! FIVE GRAND! That’s peanuts. Please note, Rock’s statement will be a hell of a lot funnier if you imagine Dr. evil saying it..
Thank God I was not on the property at the time of this attempted break in. I am an avid hunter and marksman and I will not hesitate to shoot anyone who has myself or family in fear for our lives. I take the invasion of my personal space very seriously regardless of who you are and YES, I do profile people. I am currently profiling any balding white male on crutches driving a white creeper van. Please contact the Oakland County Sheriff Tip Line at 1.800.773.2587 with any information on this jackass. I am offering a $5k reward for any information leading to his arrest.
Are you kidding me Kid Rock? A measly $5,000 to help you find a hardened criminal?? Put in a quarter and try again!
Williamsport, PA. (THECOUNT) -- The Lycoming County Coroner’s Office was called to the UPMC Williamsport…
Passenger Overboard: Carnival Radiance Launches Urgent Search Off Baja California Coast A large-scale search and…
Fugees Rapper Pras Michel Sentenced to 14 Years in Prison for Illegal Campaign Donations to…
Pigeon Forge, TN. (THECOUNT) -- Dolly Parton apologized to Dollywood fans about missing a ceremony…
Singer d4vd Named Suspect in Death of 15-Year-Old Celeste Rivas Hernandez Found in His Tesla…
Mikayla Nogueira Debuts Dramatic Jet-Black Bob and Gets Real With Her Fans In a new…
View Comments
Harsh!
REALLY $5k? wow! not..