Some criminal tries to gatecrash Kid Rock‘s property and what does the millionaire rocker do? He issues a statement offering a paltry $5 grand for information leading to the criminal’s capture! FIVE GRAND! That’s peanuts. Please note, Rock’s statement will be a hell of a lot funnier if you imagine Dr. evil saying it..
Thank God I was not on the property at the time of this attempted break in. I am an avid hunter and marksman and I will not hesitate to shoot anyone who has myself or family in fear for our lives. I take the invasion of my personal space very seriously regardless of who you are and YES, I do profile people. I am currently profiling any balding white male on crutches driving a white creeper van. Please contact the Oakland County Sheriff Tip Line at 1.800.773.2587 with any information on this jackass. I am offering a $5k reward for any information leading to his arrest.
Are you kidding me Kid Rock? A measly $5,000 to help you find a hardened criminal?? Put in a quarter and try again!
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Harsh!
REALLY $5k? wow! not..