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EXCLUSIVE! Treasury Secretary Lew DITCHES Curly Cue SIGNATURE!

Sure, the big news maybe that Jacob Lew fired the already departing IRS Commissioner, but what the HUGEST news is, and NOBODY else noticed this except for TheCount.com – Wait for it, JACOB LEW changed his wonky signature! So now if it ends up printed on American currency – folks will actually be able to read it! *Publishers PLEASE Credit TheCount.com!

Everyone was making fun of Lew after it was revealed he had a very curly cue of an autograph! Well the mounting pressure must have worked because his signature is now way more intelligible!

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