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Rob Kardashian: My Manhood Is so Small, It Makes Me Cry

Rob Kardashian is so fat – it makes his dong small? HUH? Excuses, excuses.. Look! I’m not making this stuff up folks! That’s what he said! But don’t take it from me, just listen what the reality star and famous-for-nothing brother said when talking to Ryan Seacrest!

Talk about a tiny self image! Kardashian, 26-year-old, opened up to American Idol host Ryan Seacrest in a small BIG way revealing he has a small weewee!

‘Every time I hop in the shower and see myself naked I cry, because my penis looks so small now,’ Rob said in a moment of uber-honesty,

‘The upside is, every time you lose 10 lbs you gain an inch on your penis.’

Way to go for an unobtainable goal! You may lose the weight, but if your own penis size make your cry, you’re F***ED!

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