Nation’s Most Famous Nude Beach To Close

Wisconsin authorities say they will shut down one of nation’s most popular nude beaches citing the struggle to curtail sex and drugs in the surrounding woods… The closure will be in effect on weekdays. The beach will be open on the weekends – however – that is a termination of five out of seven days of the week!

NBC reports that the beach has been a problem for wardens for years. The DNR purchased the area in 1949 in an effort to open up more land for public hunting, fishing and recreation. Droves of nudists claimed the beach as their own, though, emboldened by local prosecutors’ indifference. Wisconsin law makes exposing one’s genitals a misdemeanor, but a long line of Dane County district attorneys have said naked people must cause some kind of disturbance before they can be prosecuted. The DNR estimates as many as 70,000 people, some from as far away as Florida, have visited the beach some summers.

Nate Kroeplin, who supervises DNR law enforcement in Dane County, said wardens reviewed data on citations and determined most violations happen on weekdays, when fewer people are around to police each other’s behavior. Of the 92 citations wardens issued for disorderly conduct or drugs in the beach area between 2008 and 2012, 83 were given on weekdays, he said. According to the Christian Monitor Times.

“Obviously we’re disappointed when we have to shut any portion of our property down,” he said. “But our ultimate goal is to have a safe place anybody can feel comfortable using. And with the current activity going on down there, that’s just not the case.”

Looks like a LOT of nudists will have to find another place to hide in the woods! I mean go to the beach!