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Well Gosh Darnit, Justin Beiber is 19!

Well, geez Louise, Justin Beiber is 19?! He still looks like a pre-pubescent child to me. He’s been old enough to vote, join the army and drive yet he still looks like he can’t do all those things.

I guess to celebrate his birthday and to show off his “mature”, “adult” physique, he’s been wandering around London shirtless and his pants sagging down. Way to show how mature and older you are by dressing the way you do. This has finally done it, I can totally so see him as a man now. Congrats. (I hope you do realize the last sentence is dripping with sarcasm. Did not want any confusion).

Anna

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  • awwww bebe mio justin bieber ya esta grande pero eso no se icnifica que yo voy hacer belieber yo cuando tenga un hijo de va a llamar justin bieber forever belieber te amo justin ♥.

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