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SQUIDS: Mr and Mrs Facebook Pictured Surfing

They say you learn something new every day and this may be my rendition of that old proverb as I have suddenly discovered that Mark Zuckerberg and his wifey are surfers!

The every-day billionaire squid took time out from his chores at Facebook to relax on a beautiful Hawaiian island for some surfing.

It’s painfully obvious Mark does not get out in the sun very much and looks rather uncomfortable in most of these pictures. I don’t think either of these kids hit the gym very often.

Tone-up my billionaire girlfriend!

Mark with all your money are you telling me they don’t have a cure for farmer’s tan?

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