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FED Employees Log Man’s FARTS Then Issue 5 Page Report Recommending Reprimand

A 38-year-old, Social Security Administration employee has been reprimanded after co-workers released a five page complaint that detailed his “uncontrollable flatulence.” The multipage document even included a detailed log of times and places the offending employee released his noxious gases.

The document went on to say that the man was exhibiting “conduct unbecoming a federal officer” hence making the workplace intolerable and hostile. The man, said to be repeatedly warned, claimed a medical condition for making his gas difficult to control…

What’s next the Bad Breath Task Force?

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