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SNACKS ON A PLANE: Lady Gaga Reveals REAL REASON She Is Getting SO FAT!

Holy high flying! Lady Gaga showing off her brand new sparkling jet aeroplane! WOW! Impressive, but what is even more impressive is what they are feeding Gaga high up in that bird — A rolling cart Gaga named “Joanna” is at the singer’s beck and call and is always loaded tons and tons of high calorie foods, like fatty meats and gut-busting french breads.

“Her name is Joanna [the food cart], maybe another sign from my aunt” said Gaga, “Look at the cart. There’s free prosciutto.”

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