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SEAL SPEAKS: “She Cheated On Me…”

Heidi Klum cheated on Seal, and suddenly Seal is telling all…

Heidi’s boy-toy f-buddy is her bodyguard, (or “the help” as Seal calls him,) Martin Kristen. SLUTS!

Seal confirmed the rumors: “I would have preferred Heidi show a little bit more class and at least wait until we separated first before deciding to fornicate with the help, as it were. But I guess you now all have the answer that you’ve been looking for for the past seven months.”

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