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Man Arrested For Relations With Teddy Bear

A Cincinnati man has been arrested for pleasuring himself in public with the aid of a teddy bear, records show, and it’s the fourth time in two years.

Charles Marshall, 28, was arrested Wednesday evening after being caught pleasuring himself the alley of a health clinic by sticking his penis in the teddy bear’s stuffing. Marshall was cited for disorderly conduct.

Records show that Marshall has already been convicted three times of engaging in public indecency/disorderly conduct with a teddy bear. The misdemeanor counts resulted in short jail sentences and small fines for Marshall.

He was again arrested in November 2010 and August 2011 for “masturbating w/a stuffed animal (teddy bear)” and “masturbating using a teddy bear in a public place where minors were likely to be present.”

It is unclear whether cops seized Marshall’s teddy bear. Yuck.

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