All The President’s Men – On Cocaine

Staffers and police have quite the story to tell, after U.S. Secret Service left a ‘party’ trail of evidence behind at the ritzy Colombian ‘Hotel El Caribe’ where the Secret Service stayed over the weekend.

Reports are saying that cocaine was found in one of the super-elite agent’s rooms, in a morning-after inspection.

‘Cocaine was found on a glass table along with several empty bottles of whiskey‘ claims the employees of the posh hotel located in Cartagena, Colombia. “When I went upstairs I walked into a messy room. The room was littered with two whiskey bottles — and a line of white powder, I believed to be cocaine, was on top of a round glass table in the room,” the staffer trumpeted. “The prostitute was screaming in the lobby that he didn’t pay her, she looked like she had a few drinks in her. She just wanted what was promised to her, she was very upset.”

At least 11 of the most elite Secret Service members partied, sniffing coke and drinking with as many as 21 hookers, in the words of the Beach Boys, “Two Girls For Every Guy” nice.

“The agent was supposed to pay her [the hooker] a [bar] fine on top of the pay rate for her sexual services, but he didn’t,” Police said, referring to the local practice of paying a fee to the red-light district hot spot ‘Pley Club” to take one of its “dancers” out on a date, and then pay another fee directly to the woman.