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Ali Lohan Joins The Walking Dead

No! Not the AMC show “The Walking Dead”… but the ongoing club of ‘skinny’, ‘zombie-like’ stars who walk around looking dead.

We couldn’t help but put Lindsay Lohan’s sister Ali Lohan in the club, as she is a perfect fit. Pasty-pale, too thin, boney, haggard- she fits all of the requirements!

Yes we sound mean, but how else can you entice her to eat a big cheeseburger that she obviously needs!?

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