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Vintage Kate Upton Mustache Picture

Perfect Kate Upton is enjoying her second consecutive year as Sport Illustrated’s bikini cover girl so we figured this might be the perfect time to bring her ass back down to earth.

In this vintage picture of Kate we see pronounced facial hair, okay? so what’s the point? no point, she is awesomely wonderful but, there may be hope for the rest of us mortals.

Carey

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