Snooki NOT Preggers

Another day, another Internet rumor, but this time, someone famous did NOT die.

300px Snooki at James Madison University Snooki NOT Preggers

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Rumors were going around that Snooki is pregnant. Good thing she’s NOT, cuz the poor baby would definitely have fetal alcohol syndrome and probably pop out with a cigarette burning! NO!!!

So Snooki, I love you and the rest of your roommates, but don’t get preggers til’ you’re soberz!