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Obama Vacation Sidelined by Fecal Matter

President Obama and the fam just arrived on Martha’s Vineyard for the kickoff to their 6th vacation this summer, however, it may turn out to be a crappy 10 day stay.

Testing conducted on the water surrounding Blue Heron Farm, the Presidential estate, showed high levels of fecal matter, in other words, poop.

Officials stopped short of closing the salt water lagoon stating it was a “Swim at your own risk” situation. And the complications of those “risks” could include, vomiting, skin irritation and the kicker, diarrhea, in other words, more poop.

Poop-riddled, murky Massachusetts waters can often be blamed on storm water overflowing in to the ocean, raw sewage and farm animals.

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