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Lindsay Lohan Denied Water In Jail

When you reside at the Lynwood Correctional Facility you can order bottled water and other food and drink items from the commissary for pick up, this way if you want a drink of water and are locked in a cell you simply crack open a fresh bottle of the wet stuff, problem is Lindsay Lohan was booked in on a Tuesday and ordering day is Monday, so she missed her window to customize her menu.

Lohan has asked jailers over and over to bend the rules and allow her to get some bottled water but they are having none of it, which forces her to drink the water from the yucky sink in her cell.

Ironic thing is, there’s a vending machine on the premisses, however, no one has told Lindsay where it is, and since she is isolated away from other inmates, the trek to the holy grail of a mechanic watering hole could make Lohan pee herself in the process, which would mean she would need more water intake, get the catch 22?

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