I received a distressing email from a faithful reader, Tracy. She was heartbroken over reports that Colin Farrell, is engaged to his current baby momma Alicja Bachleda Curus and would be eating breakfast lunch and dinner at the same place for the rest of his life (obscure sex tape reference).
Apparently a few gossip sites from Alicja’s home country of Poland are saying, that Star Magazine is reporting that the couple are in fact engaged and are due to tie the knot in April. So being the thorough blogger I am, I called the good people at Star Magazine to confirm the report. Surprise Surprise! They never reported such a thing nor do they have any knowledge of the couples so called pending nuptials.
So my dear Tracy rest easy Colin‘s restless sexy ass is still on the market, at least for another day. And Colin, unlike most fine dinning restaurants, I deliver. (wink)
CLINTON TOWNSHIP, MI. (THECOUNT) — Two people are dead following a crash on Gratiot Avenue…
TURTLECREEK TOWNSHIP, OH. (THECOUNT) — Dylan Sougstad has died following a head-on crash on State…
MEEKER COUNTY, MN. (THECOUNT) — Eben Junior Laidlaw has died following a two-vehicle crash on…
PONTE VEDRA BEACH, FL. (THECOUNT) — Two people have been shot and killed in the…
PONTYPRIDD, Wales. (THECOUNT) — Philip Anthony Campbell, the longtime lead guitarist of English rock band…
DES MOINES, IA. (THECOUNT) — A motorcyclist has died following a crash on an Interstate…