John Edwards Likes Stating The Obvious

The cost of one hair cut while  campaigning for the Democratic presidential nomination in 2004? $1, 250.00.

His estimated personal net worth? $54.7 million dollars.

Finally admitting you fathered a child with your trashy mistress while your cancer stricken wife of 32 years, fights for her life? Priceless.

Edwards admitted to being the father of Frances Quinn Hunter, who is almost two years old.   She was born to former Edwards skank-a -licious campaign aide Rielle Hunter.  Edwards hired Hunter as a videographer before his second run for the White House and boy did he get his money’s worth.  Edwards admitted in August 2008 that he had an affair with Hunter.

Last year, Edwards denied fathering the girl. Not only that, Edwards and his brass balls tried to pin paternity on his aide,  Andrew Young and said he welcomed a paternity test. I say he should have gone on The Maury Povich Show and settled this nastiness. “John Edwards you are the father”.   It wouldn’t have taken two years for the results and imagine how funny it would’ve been if his wife, Elizabeth ran back stage crying.  Edwards told NBC News:

“It was wrong for me ever to deny she was my daughter and hopefully one day, when she understands, she will forgive me,”

So what’s the reason for Edwards new found forthcomingness?  Andrew Young has a book coming out on Feb. 2 that will detail the paternity scandal.  This announcement marks another chapter in the fall of a man who was considered a leading candidate for president.   Ahh…I would still do him.