Randy Quaid & Wife Arrested!

Criminal mastermind!

Holy cow, what the hell is going on with Randy Quaid and his wife?!  Yesterday, the actor and his lady, Evi, were arrested in Texas after being charged with not paying a $10,000 hotel bill. Apparently, authorities in California say the two skipped on paying the hotel and then left town.  I guess.  I don’t know.  This is some pretty hardcore cross-country fugitive stuff here.  Where are the cast members of Law and Order when you need them?

The couple are being held in Marfa, Texas with bail set at $20,000 each.  Authorities aren’t saying much else about the case.  The official warrant was for charges of burglary, defrauding an innkeeper and conspiracy.

Quaid’s reps aren’t saying anything.  Yet.

UPDATE: Quaid and his wife were released on bail after a quick drive to the bank by a friendly, local sheriff.