Thanks Eminem for becoming an instant novelty

I just read that MTV Movie Awards writer Scott  Aukerman confirmed that the Bruno/Eminem teabagging at the MTV Movie Awards on Sunday was staged. They actually rehearsed it.Go figure.

“Yes, the Bruno/Eminem incident was staged,” he wrote. “That’s all anyone wants to talk about, so lets get it out of the way ¦ They rehearsed it at dress and yes, it went as far as it did on the live show then.”

It’s also reported that Paris Hilton was offered to do the stunt first but turned it down and is happy that she did. When Paris Hilton starts making sound decisions, you know the apocalypse is nigh.

While Bruno will go on to  make some decent movie at the box office, Eminem’s credibility is gonna start sagging lower than his pants. A “hardcore” rapper, who is notably homophobic setting up a publicity stunt where he gets a face full of ass and storms off? It would have worked if he would’ve laughed it off, then he would seem like a grown up with a sense of humor.

However, it would have been perfection if it wasn’t staged and he were just getting what was coming to him for being a jerk.  I hope it was worth it doucher.I expect a full on media blitz questioning  Eminem’s sexuality to occur exactly 5 minutes from now. Hilarity shall ensue all over his face.