He can’t run and he can’t hide! It’s too much! Twilight’s vampire boy is getting attacked in every direction! Fans, autographs, photogs, crazy paps, screaming girls-it’s all a wild sensation for Rob.

Rob cannot just go out like normal people anymore. Can someone call Britney Spears’ publicist and Rob’s, and get them together for a photo opp? Imagine the paparazzi camera crush that would be! Pattz better start leaving home with a metal soldier’s shield.

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Time for Rob to get a football team, a ninja, a rugby player and a UFC fighter for bodyguards. Oh and a magician to make Rob invisible sometimes.