Cops Find Lindsay Lohan House in Shambles

Cops responded to a tripped alarm at Lindsay Lohan’s Los Angeles home and found the dwelling in complete shambles.   Cops assumed Lohan had been the victim of a robbery, but the disgusting mess was all Lohan.

AP reported that LAPD officer, Karen Rayner said the messy state of the house prompted officers to ask, “Is it normally like this, or did the intruders do it?” Police deemed nothing had been stolen and that’s when the focus turned to great concern over the horrible living conditions in the home.

Our insiders say the home was riddled with stacked, empty cigarette boxes, dirty dishes and takeout packages (obviously there for weeks and maybe longer), laundry tossed everywhere, empty and half-full booze bottles of every variety, numerous razor blades, spent lighters, countless crumbled up paper squares and baggies, you get the idea.   The kitchen and bathrooms were in deplorable shape.   The bedding in the master bedroom was “greatly soiled.” Our insider went on to say, “private security convinced Cops that nothing was taken in an attempted burglary, in an effort to get cops to stop snooping around the Lohan disaster area, concerned they may find something else.”

It is questionable at best if someone actually broke in or not, however, cops insist someone did, which prompted concern over the motive.   Our sources said “Someone entered the premises and didn’t take a thing, even with valuables laying around everywhere, there is a chance whoever broke in may have done so in an effort to plant some sort of bug in the Lohan home.”   Our source did not say if security would be sweeping the Lohan resident for hidden surveillance devices.