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SHOCK: Obama Admin Say Cheerios Should be Classified a Drug

The Obama administration is blasting general Mills over the claim that Cheerios can lower the cholesterol 10% a month.

The FDA is accusing general Mills of making unauthorized health claims of “exciting news!” stating on the box that if you eat Cheerios every day, you can lower your cholesterol 10% in a single month, which if true would actually classify Cheerios as a drug!!

Way to go FDA, go get them and while your at it, can you get them to lower the price 10% a box?

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