Lindsay Lohan was sunbathing in Hawaii recently when King Skeleton, Lord of the Underworld–came up to her in broad daylight. Paparazzi went crazy but the sun was blinding the cameramen and WE are the only ones who got the shot. Shortly after this photo was taken, Lindsay and the King held hands and jumped into a lava pit that opened up about 5 feet in front of us. She is currently leading the stick people in a revolution-overtaking hell- and pretending to not want to gorge at Olive Garden.
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