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Deep Thoughts From Shauna Sand

When I want to head out on the town, I love to put on my daughter’s Barbie clothes. In order for them to fit, I soak them in water and then put them on.

I apply Wet N Wild pink lipgloss sparingly. (Who am I kidding…not sparingly..spread that stuff everywhere!). Make sure if a guy looks hard enough or a pap takes your photo that your entire nipple can be seen. Make sure to share this with your small children. Clip the photo the next morning and hang it by your bedroom. Treat yourself well. Remember, there is only ONE of you. The world is better for it. I’m off to make more plastic clothing in my basement…toodles!!

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