This sounds like something Charles Manson would write! I guess some people are doing OK if they can spend $20k on a poem celebrating Elvis’s demons.
“Look honey! I got us something real great! You know that pool and new dresser you wanted? The braces for little Sally? Well I just invested in this s**ttay ass poem for 20k!!!”
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I dont know of elvis is alive,but I seen john lennon the other day and he aaid he had lunch with him.
I love Elvis and everythink about the King....
Hehe! You done spell "humor" wrong dumbass.
What the heck!! Ya'll need to stop talking about him cause I'm sure that was never meant for the public and he was just goofing off but I guess some people don't have a sense of humer!