Goes to Lindsay Lohan. I actually kinda feel sad for the girl. First her assistant crashes her new $100,000 Miata, and now Lindsay is crying wah wah wah to E! online about all the current rumors.
What made me shed a tear is when Linds said, “People telling lies about me to her [Ronson] and all this garbage. I’m really a good person and I have a good heart and just want to work. The only reason I go to clubs is to hear Samantha spin or be normal.”
Oh, the horror! Lindsay goes to clubs to “be normal,” listen Lindsay, maybe if you STOP going to clubs to listen to someone else WORK you could find work yourself; because no one is going to hire a party animal. This girl is pathetic, she’s screaming out “Hire Me” to anyone who will listen. Seth Rogen…are you out there buddy?!
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