Jennifer Aniston Dumps John Mayer Because He Loves Twitter

Here is the story:

The source said: “John suddenly stopped calling her or returning her emails and when she would finally catch up with him, he’d say: ‘I’ve been so busy with work. I’m sorry I haven’t had time to call you back.”
The source added: “Jen was fuming. There he was, telling her he didn’t have time for her and yet his page was filled with Twitter updates.

OH DAMN!

“Every few hours, sometimes minutes, he’d update with some stupid line. And in her mind, she was like ‘He has time for all this Twittering, but he can’t send me a text, an email, make a call?’.”
It has also been claimed musician John made no attempt to cover up his Twitters.
The source said: “He didn’t even deny it. He knew he was avoiding her. So when she called him on it and ended things, he just said OK, and that he was sorry it didn’t work out.“He took the break-up like a man.”
Even so, shortly after Aniston’s call, Mayer’s Twitter update read: ‘This heart didn’t come with instructions.’

This sounds like my worst nightmare..an immature guy who wants a girl to figure it out instead of telling her straight up.  Twitter seems to be quite involved and it moves so fast…I often wonder what can happen.

What if you told your Mom you had a meeting and didn’t realize she added you on twitter…and you forgot her birthday. There you are …tweeting away about your itchy nose when she replies “So…. you missed my birthday and you don’t seem to be at a meeting”

TWEET BUSTED.