Tom Sizemore Is Still Alive

Tom is still alive and apparently getting paid by someone. Thousands of people are out of work but Tom…. well..you can’t keep a good man down now can you?

Sources tell us Verizon’s security cameras clearly see a man who looks a helluva lot like Tom, along with another man, stealing a handful of phones — including one belonging to an employee. The man believed to be Tom was also busted reaching over the counter to pocket a pen and a highlighter. Sizemore, who has multiple movies coming out in ‘09, just completed the term of his parole in January from a prior drug bust.

Sizemore is like the Duracell Battery that will not quit. I personally doubt he needs to steal phones and pens when he has “multiple films” coming out but hey..to each his own. I don’t know about you but I break into my local Pinkberry to get my ink pens. They always have the really good ballpoint ones that cost 11.99 at Rite Aid. I think I’ll go down to Radio Shack tomorrow to steal a whole lotta International plugs.

Better yet… Im going to go to Petco and steal a whole lotta packages of bird seed.