As the twin boys swam through the birth canal they commented to each other:

Boy 1: Did you see the Grand Canyon over there brother?

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Boy 2: Why yes I did..I even saw Bear Grylls traverse the rapids… see him?

Boy 1: Barely…I’ll have to get my binoculars.

Boy 2: Let’s hope when we get out of here, they don’t name us after our father.

Boy 1: Weeee look at me I’m in the log ride at Knott’s Berry Farm.