The Lindsay-Gate Wrap Up

Here is the wrap up of Lindsay’s weekend from hell:

Around 1:45 a.m., Lohan showed up outside actor Nicholson’s house on Mulholland Drive. Witnesses say the actress, accompanied by pals, buzzed the intercom numerous times and grew agitated, asking for “Jack” to open the gate.
The group was eventually let in, and Lohan remained inside until a bodyguard picked her up about 4:30 a.m. (Representatives for Nicholson could not immediately be reached for comment.)

Lohan’s bodyguard then brought her to Sam Ronson’s house, where Ronson showed up at around 11:30 a.m. Later in the day, a loud disturbance was heard at the house, including the sound of a breaking window. Police cars arrived at the house shortly afterward.

In an exclusive statement to PerezHilton.com, Lindsay says, “This warrant for my arrest is completely fabricated and its a horrendous lie. This will make me loose every single deal that I have right now. Its horrible.”

Michael Lohan comments as usual:

“I love Lindsay. I’ve been telling everyone this relationship with Sam (Ronson) is toxic,” the elder Lohan tells E! News. “Hopefully this is a wakeup call for her because we all really want her to get her life better.”
“I’m here for her 100 percent,” he said. “But nothing is going to get better with Sam Ronson in her life.”

You know what I did this weekend? I drank some booze, fought off a chinchilla..dried some beef jerky, ate a Flintstones push up (yum) and watched Cuba get their asses kicked against Japan. Obviously I need to go get a DUI or hit a few mailboxes to make my life more interesting. Maybe then Jack Nicholson will let me in at midnight. I keep trying…