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Red Bull Gives Lindsay Wings

Just the other day I was crying and whining about having sore muscles from the gym… I didn’t get a call back that I wanted and I was slightly hung over. I opened my fridge and DIET COKE was there. I was instantly happy. A fresh ice cold diet coke. I realized I should be designing commercials for them. You hear me Diet Coke peeps? hah

Well, I know someone else who should promote a drink. RED BULL. Lindsay is here drinking her usual daily red bull.

Thing is, when I drink Red Bull I get a little dizzy, shaky, overstimulated…and I start to drive really badly and become a lesbian. Maybe she shouldn’t drink that stuff anymore.

Battle of Diet Coke Versus Red Bull…who wins? Discuss amongst yourselves.

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