Best And Worst Dressed Of The Oscars- The Menz

Esquire has put the stamp on BEST and WORST dressed.   They beat Cojo “Jen Aniston-on-steriods”   to the punch.

Let’s break it down here..

Dev Patel from that little known movie, Slumdog Millionare–he got a BESTnod. Bravo!!

Phillip Seymour Hoffman really out did himself with this outfit: Can I get a “Worst Dressed“?

Hey…where did my 5th chin go?   Oh…there it is!!!! Damn thing goes missing all the time.

Seth Rogan received the “Most Improved Award”.   He lost half a person recently and his jacket is posh. I also LOVE this girl’s dress. Where can I get it..anyone know?

Esquire goes on to give Brad Pitt the “V for Valiant Effort” award.   That basically means Brad Pitt looks better on the streets in Vegas with his kids than he does at the Oscars.

Robert Downey Jr. and his wife, (who by the way looks better than I have ever seen her look)…were absolutely radiant on the red carpet. Esquire gives them a thumbs up “Well Rested and Ready To Go” Award.

To check out more of Esquire’s votes, go here.   You know it’s sad when I accidently just pasted my resume on this blog. HAHAH. Anyone hiring?