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Scarlett Johansson: Recycling Trees to Snotty Tissues

We don’t recommend selling your snotty tissue on eBay like Scarlett Johansson, but we do recommend “treecycling” like Scarlett.

Scarlett told Jay Leno that she “treecycles.” Just before Christmas, she has a Christmas tree company deliver the tree, then after Christmas, the company comes back to your house to pick up the tree and even replants it! This makes it so easy to get a tree now.

If you’d like to be like Scarlett, you can purchase your tree online from Adoptachristmastree.com This company sends their very own ‘elves’ to do the delivery work! The elves come over in little red and white striped sweaters and all! We imagine buff n’ hunky elves carrying the tree

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