The new show “The Beautiful Life” that is soon to hit the CW, has got some new competition for Miss Mischa Barton. This new girl on the show ‘Sara Paxton’, looks like an upgraded twin sister of Mischa! She looks like a skinnier version of Mischa with a blonde wig.
How might this show go? I’m guessing drugs, jealousy, kniving and money.
Why did they get a girl that looks identical to Mischa? Maybe she’ll be playing her sister? Hello? Earth to the casting dept.!
Sara Paxton
Sara Paxton
Here’s your first look at Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick’s new bundles of joy:
Picture courtesy of fadedyouthblog.com
Twins Marion Loretta Elwell Broderick and Tabitha Hodge Broderick were born last week in Ohio. As we all know, Sarah Jessica Parker used a surrogate mother for these babies, seeing as she’s 50 and super rich. A statement released at the time of birth said “the babies are doing beautifully and the entire family is over the moon.” They sure look over the moon here.
This is a pretty great picture. The whole clan, even son James Wilkie, is together. They seem to be incredibly happy for their new children. Good for them. I will say that Matthew’s hair looks very seventies to me, though. Maybe he’s doing it for a film? Either way, I like it. It makes my Luke Skywalker hairstyle look fashionable.
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Happy 23rd birthday Olsen twins! Thank you for bringing us the joys of “Michelle Tanner”, the guest spot on “Weeds”, and the 2004 movie “New York Minute”. Cheers to the most progressive, stylish, and filthy rich set of twins on planet Earth. I have only one question: Will Jesse and the Rippers be playing your birthday party?
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I can now announce, my dear friends, Wanda Sykes and her wifey Alex are the proud parents of twins! Although the babies, Olivia Lou and son Lucas Claude were born in late April, I was asked not to write about it until now. Congratulations you guys! I know you will have you’re hands full for a while!
My Bro and Wanda kickin' it at da club!
Jon and Kate Plus 8 drama unfolds as the two head out together recently. Looks like all is well on the home front! NOT! I feel a bit bad for them because they have this great set up for their kids and TLC fans eat up their show each season. Their kids get to have nice things including a college fund (I’m guessing). I think what’s happened is if either one of them actually go out and have a life now- knowing that we KNOW how crazy it is back at home–the audience isn’t going to be supportive. Suddenly he’s cheating..suddenly he’s a drunk. It looks like it’s wearing them down.
I think there are other signs that depict there is drama in paradise..particularly the harsh triangular buzz haircut on Kate. Is this a backwards mullet? I think we found the new rage! Backwards mullets!
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As the twin boys swam through the birth canal they commented to each other:
Boy 1: Did you see the Grand Canyon over there brother?
Boy 2: Why yes I did..I even saw Bear Grylls traverse the rapids… see him?
Boy 1: Barely…I’ll have to get my binoculars.
Boy 2: Let’s hope when we get out of here, they don’t name us after our father.
Boy 1: Weeee look at me I’m in the log ride at Knott’s Berry Farm.
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This is absolutely mind boggling.
Katy Perry and Zooey Deschanel- NOT BIOLOGICAL RELATIVES
How is this even possible?
You know what would be cool? A system that you upload your image to and instead of celebrities it hooks you to regular people who look like you. (Damn this is a good idea…wish I had time and money to do it). Note to self: Win lottery. I heard there is someone walking around who looks like me and it’s not Adriana Lima.. close…but no cigar (hahahaah).
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Sheyla Hershey has boobs worthy of the record books.
After eight surgeries and gallons of silicone, the model/actress was still not satisfied. They say everything is big in Texas and Sheyla was determined to get the twins even bigger, but the state of Texas has limits on the amount of silicone that can be injected into breast implants! So what’s a girl to do? Hop a plane to another country for your dream boobs.
Sheyla learned that in Brazil you can make anything you want as big as you want as long as you have the money, so, nine surgeries later, Sheyla is a staggering 38KKK.
Something tells me there may be a tenth surgery in store for Sheyla, this time on her back.
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OH NO. NOT ANOTHER DESPERATE BOOK…
Angie and Brad
National Enquirer reports that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s former bodyguard Mickey Brett, is writing a ‘tell all’ book that will detail his experience working with Brad and Angie in great length and reveal the intimate and surprising details of Angie’s courtship and sex life with Brad Pitt.
“It will include all the sordid details of how they got together while Brad was still married to Jennifer Aniston,” said the Nat’l Enquirer. Plus: the shocking secrets behind the miracle twins’ conception and birth.
IS THIS OKAY? CAN’T THIS BODYGUARD IDIOT GET IN TROUBLE FOR THIS?
Apparently not, because according to “The Insider,” Brett never signed a confidentially agreement and he is going to reveal plenty about what goes on behind the cloistered doors of Jolie-Pitt Land.
They trusted this guy to not blab their juice! He was lucky just to be able to work with them. What a back-stabber!
Did you hear about the Paris Hilton ‘tell all’ book about to drop? It’s called “Six Degrees of Paris Hilton.”
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Left: Dog Bounty Hunter Right: Mickey Rourke from "The Wrestler"
DO YOU THINK THEY MIGHT BE BROTHERS? THERE MUST BE A RELATION!!!
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