Tara Reid BEYOND DRUNK

If you thought Tara Reid was a mess yesteryear, just look at the fallen actress today, or more accurately, last night after two hours of partying at a Hollywood club. Talk about a hot mess minus the hot! Her hair was already matted as her assistant quickly tried to finger comb the mess out..

A TMZ photog caught up with Reed as she was entering and then again exiting the club – just two short hours later.

tara reid drunk Tara Reid BEYOND DRUNKThank God this loser is not driving.

As usual, I apologize in advance for TMZ’s outrageously long commercials.

Shanna Moakler Says Baby Can Forget About Lunch On Her

Shanna Moakler, the woman famous for absolutely nothing except being married to Blink 182 drummer, Travis Barker, opened her big mouth to say the most asinine thing I think I’ve ever heard in my entire life and I do mean LIFE! Shanna told TMZ she views breastfeeding as “incestual” and “gross..” Really? So the method in which children are fed when reared is incestuous and gross? What a freaking idiot.

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Moakler — who has three kids — was leaving a birthday party at the Emerson Theatre in Los Angeles when she explained,

“I just look at my breasts as, like, sexual.” She added, “I’m selfish.”

 
So she looks at her breasts as something sexual and not something meant to feed a child? Like I said, idiot, fairly good looking idiot.


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Jason Aldean files for divorce..

Who can say that they didn’t see this coming? Country superstar Jason Aldean filing for divorce after getting busted cheating on his wife last fall. Of course, his wife turns out to be his high school sweetheart and Jason makes it big and now he’s kicking her to the curb. Aldean and Ussery have been married since 2001 and have 2 kids together.

 Jason Aldean files for divorce..


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Taylor Swift Lays Down 17.7 MILLION CASH For New House

This will give you just a small idea about how exactly large Taylor Swift really lives! The country bumpkin just bought a Rhode Island mansion for $17.7 million.. And she paid all of it in CASH.

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TMZ: Swift was eyeing the 11k-plus-square-foot mansion for a few weeks now, having toured the place back on April 15.

According to our real estate sources, the asking price on the house (which sits on 5.23 acres) was around $20 mil, but Swift got it for $17.75 mil.

We’re told Swift wired the money over and movers were spotted at the house early this morning.

Chris Brown cool Hot Wheels Lamborghini

GOOD GAWD! CHECK OUT CHRIS BROWN’S BRAND NEW Hot Wheels Lambo!

Chris Brown has a new toy and it ain’t Rihanna … it’s a ridiculous Hot Wheels inspired Lamborghini! Trying to go noticed in the flashiest car in the world, Breezy took his new whip out for a spin to Supperclub in Hollywood last night.

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It won’t be long before Rihanna is spotted in the passenger seat again.

 Chris Brown cool Hot Wheels Lamborghini

‘The Social Network’ Sean Parker Drops $8.6M on Wedding Decorations!

While you spend your meaningless life on the internet, Napster inventer and eventual Facebook investor, Sean Parker, is spending almost $9M on his wedding decorations.. This June, Parker is all set to wed Alexandra Lenas.. That is, after he spends $8.6 million on stuff like cloth doilies..  I think I just barfed in my mouth, a lot.. And what about all those pesky starving children in the world? They would throw up too! If they had any food in their little tummies.. OKAY! So back to the festivities!
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Jenna Jameson Loses Kids

Train wreak Jenna Jameson is reportedly so messed up that her kids were taken away and placed under the sole care of their father, Tito Ortiz. Says tmz. I am slightly confused because the gossip site did not mention if the kids were legally removed or if Jenna is just MIA and Tito is simply forced to take care of the kids..

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Ray J To Kanye West Via New Song ‘You Bought The Cow’

Ray J is totally cornering Kanye West into some kind of dramatic response after releasing his new song with overt references to his ex and West’s current, the pregnant, Kim Kardashian..

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She might move on to rappers and ballplayers

But we all know I hit it first. 

I had her head going North and her ass going South

But now baby chose to go West 

No matter where she goes or who

She knows She still belongs in my bed.

 
True dat.. The message to Kanye seems to be, you bought the cow. Argeed but still kind of harsh..