
Jon Gosselin is moving far too fast nowadays. Just this past Tuesday, he was pulled over for driving 78 mph. This is not legal. As a result, he has been issued a ticket for $165.50. That’s just drops in the bucket compared to all the cash he is getting after leaving his wife and 600 kids, a trajedy that he has effortlessly parlayed into a series of US Magazine cover stories. This just bought him another 3 seconds of relevance.
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Last Friday, Jessica Alba was pulled over by a Santa Monica police officer for not abiding by traffic laws. The new mother, turned in the opposite direction that the arrow was facing. If you didn’t think that was stupid, Ms. Alba really thought she was a big deal in Hollywood, when she told the officer, “So if I want to fight it, do I have to show up in court? Wouldn’t that be your lucky day?”
Is she feeling herself a little too much or what? Just for that idiotic comment, the cop should have pulled her out the car and sent her ass to jail. Sorry to break it to ya Jessica, but you nor your acting skills bring a smile to anyone’s face.
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In Dayton Ohio it’s not enough to piss other drivers off by talking on your cell phone.
A man called the police non-emergency line to report the license number of a lady he said was, talking on her cell phone and breastfeeding her baby, all while driving. The woman was also carting several kids to school in her minivan.
Cops did not locate her while the boob was driving but later caught up with Mama Chatty Cathy, who insisted “I do not deprive my child when the child is hungry.”
Cops served her with first degree misdemeanor of child endangering and minor misdemeanor for unlawfully restraining her child.
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