TMZ reports:
Jude Law’s new baby mama ain’t just an innocent girl from a random place in Pensacola, Florida. Miss Samantha Burke is not only an escort aspiring actress model wannabe, she’s a star f-er! F-ing her way to the top! Here are some photos of Samantha swinging on celebs Tyson Beckford and womanizer Jeremy Piven! You go girl! Now you are famous! We can see it now, an upcoming best seller book: “How I slept my way to the top!” By Samantha Burke

Samantha Burke
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Paris Hilton
Paris’ former manager of ten years, Jason Moore, has approached a number of publishers about writing a tell all book about Paris and how she became famous.
The New York Daily News newspaper claims Jason’s pitch letter states: “Jason will demonstrate how, for 10 years, he managed to save his mercurial client from disgrace by manipulating the media, and Paris herself.”
“Paris was oftentimes her own worst enemy, making a sex tape with a former boyfriend, nursing hangovers during photo shoots, falling asleep everywhere, and getting thrown in jail for numerous driving violations. If Paris Hilton didn’t have Jason Moore pulling the strings, cleaning up her messes she could well have faded into oblivion.”
Jason worked with Paris for ten years, but she never had him sign a confidentiality agreement, which means he’s free to publish this information. Uh-oh!!! Never do that!
He says: “She spent hours at a time posing in front of the mirror, nailing down the ideal position to create the perfect paparazzi photo.
“She wanted to become the kind of character that would land commercials, international endorsements, film and TV roles.”
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OH NO. NOT ANOTHER DESPERATE BOOK…

Angie and Brad
National Enquirer reports that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s former bodyguard Mickey Brett, is writing a ‘tell all’ book that will detail his experience working with Brad and Angie in great length and reveal the intimate and surprising details of Angie’s courtship and sex life with Brad Pitt.
“It will include all the sordid details of how they got together while Brad was still married to Jennifer Aniston,” said the Nat’l Enquirer. Plus: the shocking secrets behind the miracle twins’ conception and birth.
IS THIS OKAY? CAN’T THIS BODYGUARD IDIOT GET IN TROUBLE FOR THIS?
Apparently not, because according to “The Insider,” Brett never signed a confidentially agreement and he is going to reveal plenty about what goes on behind the cloistered doors of Jolie-Pitt Land.
They trusted this guy to not blab their juice! He was lucky just to be able to work with them. What a back-stabber!
Did you hear about the Paris Hilton ‘tell all’ book about to drop? It’s called “Six Degrees of Paris Hilton.”
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