Remember Kristen Cavallari? She was that girl that was on the MTV show “Laguna Beach”. She is now pushing out Lauren Conrad and taking her spot on the upcoming season of MTV’s “The Hills”.
The Hills was filming in Malibu Beach, CA yesterday. Is Kristen in the best shape for a bikini? I thought you had to be stick thin to be on “The Hills”. I guess they are accepting different sizes now.
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Sweet merciful entity! People magazine reports that amid a mob of frenzied fans, Robert Pattinson collided with a taxi on the streets of downtown Manhattan Thursday.
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The Twilight actor, in New York City filming Remember Me, apparently attempted to run across the street near the famed Strand bookstore to escape a hoard of fans when he was clipped on his hip by a moving cab, whose driver slammed on his breaks upon impact.
Pattinson, 23, did not appear to be injured and walked away from the incident.
Of course he walked away unharmed, he’s Edward Cullen. I wonder what the taxi looked like after it hit him. You fools have no idea what he’s capable of. He can read minds for goodness sake! A little old New York taxi isn’t going to hurt him. On a quick sidenote I feel really bad for this guy. He’s horribly famous and at 23 years old he can’t walk down the street without being attacked, he just looks so uncomfortable. Guffaw.
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“Transformers” star and object of my eternal affection, Shia Labeouf is celebrating his 23rd birthday today. Thank you for entertaining me for all these years. I’d like to wish you a very Happy Birthday. If you’re reading this Shia, I’ll make you dinner, if you make me breakfast.
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Fabulous writer, Leigh Scott, at Breitbart’s Big Hollywood, made a not-so-nice assessment about Megan Fox today. He reveals a side about Megan that isn’t sexy like her photos in Maxim. As they say when a bad mouth ruins a pretty girl, “Stay quiet and look pretty.”
Megan Fox recently stated that her solution to a real life evil Transformer invasion would be to negotiate and ask, “instead of the entire planet, can you just take out all of the white trash, hillbilly, anti-gay, super bible-beating people in Middle America?”
Another Megan Fox quote:
“I don’t want to have to go on talk shows and pull out every single S.A.T. word I’ve ever learned, to prove, like, ˜Take me seriously, I am intelligent, I can speak.’ I don’t want to have to do that. I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard.”
Another Megan Fox quote:
“Women are expected to be conformist automatons in L.A. but in Britain you can be more yourself and people will take you on face value.”
Leigh Scott then puts his 2 cents in about about Megan’s choice of words:
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The hot and very vocal Megan Fox has spoken to GQ about her love for marijuana.
The Transformers actress admits to GQ that she would be the “first person in line to buy a pack of joints” and that she has no idea why it still has a stigma attached to it.
“I can’t tell you how much bullshit I’ve been through because I will openly say that I smoke weed¦People look at it like it’s this crazy, hippy, fucked up thing to do. And it’s not. I hope they legalize it.”
Tattoos, weed, and Transformers. You da bomb, Megan. Preach on young sister.
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Megan Fox is figuratively and literally hot.
Well Miss Fox is making the publicity rounds for the new Transformers sequel and this month she hits up the cover of British GQ to make all the boys pants tighter. The cover says she won’t be censored so I wonder if we will be roused with an intimate article about the first time she______, ya know I don’t think the boys will be reading the article anyways so who cares.
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Dear Global Media,
Would it be possible that someone could put Shia Labeouf on the cover of a few of your cool magazines this month with a nice photo spread and a charming intimate article that would be really fantastic. I think you could satisfy a lot of Transformers fans (namely me but other ladies as well) who don’t have a penis. I’m just saying I’d like some “material” as well.
Thanks for your time,
Desiree
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Halle and Jamie sitting in a tree
A Fight Club reunion, Mel Gibson gets called Sugartits and now this? Halle Berry was so grateful to Jamie Foxx for presenting her the Guys Choice Decade of Hotness Award that she proceeded to make friends with his tongue while his hands acquainted themselves with her ass. Come on Halle, your boyfriend Gabriel is ridiculously hot, you want to make out with Wanda from “In Living Color”? Hmm. I find that very curious.
First Adrien Brody then Jamie Foxx, perhaps Jonah Hill should grab a pack of Orbitz and get prepared because he might as well be next. Either way I plan on tuning in to the Spike Guys Choice Awards on June 21st because judging from the roster of celebs, Spike has pulled together a shenanigan filled award show filled to the rim with testerone and pussing over with sexiness.
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Megan Fox could possibly be raiding a tomb near you.
Dan Lin,producer of “Terminator Salvation”, chatted with About.com about the new Tomb Raider movie that is currently in development.
“¦It’s a great origin story that we’re going to tell¦ more character orientated, more realistic than the past Lara Croft movies¦ It is an origin story, so it is a younger Lara Croft¦
An origin story huh? This means that Angelina’s “old” ass is out and they can swiftly move Megan Fox into the titular role of Lara Croft. However origin story’s are lighter in action and heavier on acting, so I wonder if Fox is ready for a more profound character.
Perhaps they can throw Angie a cameo like Spock Prime in Star Trek. Maybe instead of passing the torch, she could pass the push up bra and daisy dukes.
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